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		<title>The shirts. Oh, the shirts kill me every time.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 15:30:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>True Story: Long Long Distance</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 02:49:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A strange thing happened today. I answered the phone this morning and someone said, &#8220;Hey.&#8221; I responded with the same. She said, &#8220;Ann Marie?&#8221; &#8220;Yes,&#8221; I replied. Again. &#8220;Ann Marie?&#8221; I couldn&#8217;t place the voice. &#8220;Who is this?&#8221; &#8230; &#8230; &#8230; &#8220;It&#8217;s Mom.&#8221; A normal person would probably think this through for a minute. Excuse [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemontartdiary.com&#038;blog=9928486&#038;post=1318&#038;subd=lemontartdiary&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Today is my sister&#8217;s birthday.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 14:38:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[But, Annie, you say, you don&#8217;t have a sister. And I cannot deny that it&#8217;s the truth. I was born sisterless. I have a brother whom I adore, but never had a sister. Until a brief time ago. When along came Parrish, the Dead Head gypsy girl sister child of my dreams, with her soft [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemontartdiary.com&#038;blog=9928486&#038;post=1312&#038;subd=lemontartdiary&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 23:07:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[FYI: If you ever work at a fancy magazine and if I&#8217;m ever notorious for my character-driven novella of doom, I&#8217;d like my callout to say this: She wrote an entire character based on the line of Adam Levine&#8217;s jaw. Then she killed him.  Thanks, Me (Photo content brazenly stolen from Rolling Stone.)<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemontartdiary.com&#038;blog=9928486&#038;post=1306&#038;subd=lemontartdiary&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Meaning of Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 12:59:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Life isn&#8217;t finding shelter in the storm. It&#8217;s about learning to dance in the rain.” ― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron (6/11/2011 at Citizen&#8217;s Bank Park: Phillies v. Cubs)<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemontartdiary.com&#038;blog=9928486&#038;post=1302&#038;subd=lemontartdiary&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Caramel Cake</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 12:38:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
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		<title>Wild Feral Hogs of Alabama</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 15:21:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I ever have a band … Or a restaurant … Or … The “Neecies” want to open a sausage factory. They have decided that they will save their great state from its wild feral hog population, whip up some savory breakfast meats, and become the Pork Princesses of Alabama in the process. I say [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemontartdiary.com&#038;blog=9928486&#038;post=1275&#038;subd=lemontartdiary&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rewind.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 16:31:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m in the car and there’s a song on the radio. It’s okay and I listen halfheartedly, raise an eyebrow towards some offbeat harmony, but then this thing happens. The pattern breaks and instead of the sleepy cycle of low notes falling off into the pit of my stomach, one rests a bit, right at [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemontartdiary.com&#038;blog=9928486&#038;post=1273&#038;subd=lemontartdiary&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>wandering</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 14:53:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was wandering through Barnes and Noble last week, looking at book jackets and killing time until the fine ladies of Ulta would unlock their door. An offer not to be taken lightly: twenty percent off your entire order. So, I was wandering around looking at the pictures on the books. Note that I was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemontartdiary.com&#038;blog=9928486&#038;post=1262&#038;subd=lemontartdiary&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Writing can kiss my &#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:07:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, you know, I’ve written a novel which I will not talk about because of circumstances that now have it dissected like frog organs all over the sticky wax operating pan of my hard drive and I don’t like to talk about it in general, but I really don’t want to talk about it now, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemontartdiary.com&#038;blog=9928486&#038;post=1201&#038;subd=lemontartdiary&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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